Shazzer: "Hurry up Bridge, we're freezing our bollocks off out here!"

Bridget: "yeah, just the keys."

Shazzer: "I'm stuck! oh!"

Tom: "Come the fuck on, Bridget."

Jude: "Close the door."

Mark: "Bridget?"

Tom: "Stop being so bossy."

Bridget: "What are you doing here?"

Mark: "I Just wanted to know if you were available.....for Bar Mitzvahs and Christenings as well as Ruby Weddings.  Excellent speech."

Bridget: "I thought that you were in America."

Mark: "Well, yes, I was, but, um, I realized I'd forgotten something back home."

Bridget: "Which, which was?"

Mark: "Well, I realized that I'd forgotten to, um...kiss you good-bye. Do you mind?"

Bridget: "Um.....not really, no."

         "So.....you're not going to America, then?"

Mark: "No."

Bridget: "No."

Mark: "Not."

Bridget: "Oh, oh. You're staying here?"

Mark: "So it would seem."

All: "Aah!" [yelling, car horn honking]

Shazzer: "Go, Bridget!"

Mark: "Friends of yours?"

Bridget: [laughs] "No. I've never seen them before in my life."

Shazzer: "Look, are you coming to fucking Paris or not?"

Bridget: "Not."

Shazzer: "No fucking room anyway."

Mark: "Maybe we should just go upstairs for a minute."

Bridget: "Yes, very good idea."

Jude: "No. Come on, lets' go. No, of course she's not coming."

Tom: "Close it down."

 

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